So I've decided that college is a battlefield!
Never in my life have I been as clumsy, unlucky, or allergic up until college. Since I have gotten to college I have:
- Been chased by someone on crutches, resulting in a splinter in the dead center of my heel
- Stepped on a clipboard the next day and gashed open the other foot
- Tripped on countless bricks
- Got and kept shin splints the first two weeks at UNC
- Tripped getting off the P2P
- Slipped in the bathroom
- Fell on my elbow trying to kick higher than my roommate
- Fallen asleep on buses, resulting on missed stops
- Got on a wrong bus and been driven into Chatham County
- Got on a wrong bus and been driven into away from campus
- Missed countless buses after running after them
- Got lost in the Granville parking lot for about half an hour
- Ate bad sushi and had a extremely bad stomach ache
- Said the wrong things to wrong people resulting in people pissed at me
- Had my life wasted by a games as stupid as Smash Brothers
- Stayed up till 4 in the morning playing the wiki game and had to be beaten to wake up
And NOW!!!!.... I have pink eye!
Before college, I never got sick *knock on wood*, was a very careful person, and pretty fortunate. I don't understand what's wrong...is it the amount of people here compared to high school? Is it the hands-off environment? What's the deal?
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As I read, I couldn't help but laugh. But you are right. My mom is very concerned because I have had to go home twice already because I was sick, this last time with the flu. I had never in my life gotten the flu before. I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteLike Melissa...I laughed. Haha. And as I'm typing this I'm laughing as well. I haven't gotten sick yet(knock on wood), but my suite mate had to go back to Buffalo because he has a severe case of Mono. And living in Granville will definitely play a part in my health so wish me luck...Hope the pink eye clears up and the painful incidents cease.
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